Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was dismayed Thursday night when a slow internet connection delayed a posting on Instagram of her beloved corgis.The following day it was announced that 3G connectivity on all UK mobile networks would become the exclusive right of Her Majesty by way of Royal Decree, the first since Queen Mary authorised the indiscriminate killing of Britain's Protestants in 1553. The decree was unanimously accepted by Parliament immediately upon request and amidst great fanfare from Her Majesty's devoted subjects.
Prime Minister David Cameron celebrated the action saying it was courageous and unflinching in its resolve, reminding Britons how remarkable the Queen's Instagram postings are and how much the royal family enjoys them.
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